[INTRO]
Am C G Am
[VERSE]
Am C G Am
Good evening chidren of cultural abandon
Am C G E
You searched for a saviour, well here I am
Am C G Am
And all the best ones are dying off so quickly
Am C E Am
While I'm still here, enjoy me while you can
[CHORUS]
Am Am/G
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show
Am/F Am/E
The charisma's non-negotiable
Am Am/G
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show
Am/F Am/E
I'm about to strip and you're my pole
C
We are so glorious
G A
Why not leave your job and come on tour with us
F
Before I drop dead and die
[VERSE]
Am C G Am
Good evening lovers of quality entertainment
Am C G E
Good evening to the others that don't know it
Am C G Am
Even you will leave here with a T-shirt and a programme
Am C E
Got a house in L.A., I'm still paying for it
[CHORUS]
Am Am/G
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show
Am/F Am/E
It's just the tip but no one will know
Am Am/G
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show
Am/F Am/E
All the girls (Robbie!), all the boys go (No!)
C
You are magnificent
G A
Maybe come on stage and be a part of it
F
I said maybe, baby, baby oh
[BRIDGE]
F F/Bb C D#
Come leave the life you're living
F F/Bb C D
Show me the light you're giving
G C F D
I'll give it all, then a little bit more, Oh-ohh..
[CHORUS]
Am Am/G Am/F Am/E
He would sell his children
Am Am/G Am/F Am/E
For a hit in Belgium
C G
God knows what he's done
A E
For a numer one
Am Am/G
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show
Am/F Am/E
Where the more you see the less you know
Am Am/G
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show
Am/F Am/E
Where Eminem meets Barry Manilow
C
I am notorious
G A
For making all the crowd sing the chorious
F
I just made up that word
[BRIDGE]
F F/Bb C D#
Come love the life I'm living
F F/Bb C D
Bathe in the light I'm giving
G C F D
He'll give it all and a little bit more
[CHORUS]
Am Am/G
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show
Am/F Am/E
I'm a volcano that's about to blow
Am Am/G
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show
Am/F C E Am
This is how I'd like to say: Hello!..
[OUTRO]
Am Am/G Am/F Am/E 2x
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