Capo 1
G Bm A G
What's the harm in going over just to say "Hello"
G Bm A G
She is beautiful, you're a zombie from the Thriller video
G Bm A G
Voice in my head, why Do you sound like Billy Mays?
G Bm A G
Not now Meatloaf, fights with no one scare girls away
[Chorus:]
G Bm A G
When she's dreaming about her Prince Charming tonight
G Bm A G
I'll be eating hot wings with a bib on to his right
G Bm A G
As Charles Barkley dodges the Death Star's laser beam
G Bm
Don't ask me what that means
Bm A G
She's the one that's having this fucked up dream
[Verse 2:]
G Bm A G
Doesn't that cloud kind of look like Anna Nicole-Smith?
G Bm A G
Good one genius, now she knows you're mildly retarded
G Bm A G
Voice in my head, a pep talk right now would help a lot
G Bm A G
Buy some flowers that only have 'She Loves Me Nots'
[Chorus:]
G Bm A G
When she's dreaming about her Prince Charming tonight
G Bm A G
I'll be eating hot wings with a bib on to his right
G Bm A G
As Charles Barkley dodges the Death Star's laser beam
G Bm
Don't ask me what that means
Bm A Em
She's the one that's having this fucked up dream
Em G A E
I thought that she was waving so I was waving back
E G A Em
Then I turned around and saw the shithead she was waving at
Em G A E
His tanning booth threw up on him, I pale in comparison
G A
(Keep playing E) (He would think of something cool to say here)
G Bm A G
Voice in my head, maybe there's no one for me out there
G Bm A G
On the bright side you're gonna get really good at Solitaire
[Chorus:]
G Bm A G
When she's dreaming about her Prince Charming tonight
G Bm A G
I'll be eating hot wings with a bib on to his right
G Bm A G
As Charles Barkley dodges the Death Star's laser beam
G Bm
Don't ask me what that means
Bm A
She's the one that's having this fucked up dream
Outro : D Dsus2 G Bm A Bm (fade)