The great new opener from Bloodhound Gang's latest album, Hard-Off.
**IMPORTANT: CLICK AT THE LEFT TO TUNE IT DOWN HALF A STEP**
INTRO
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VERSE:
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Fuck Guns N Roses without Slash
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A real man never uses hair product unless he's black
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Toilet paper is for queers
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Gargling after a blowjob is how they make light beer
CHORUS:
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You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
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My dad says that's for pussies
VERSE:
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Ain't gonna lift the seat to wizz
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Just 'cause it's called men's gymnastics doesn't mean it is
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This fairtrade coffee tastes like gay
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Now seems like a good time to out Matthew McConaughey
CHORUS:
A5 B5 E5 Db5
You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
A5 B5 Db5
My dad says that's for pussies
BRIDGE:
B5
F#5
Libraries, back-up parachutes and
A5
The Versailles Treaty
Seatbelts, Hurricane warnings and
F#5
Anti-freeze, rogaine, helmets, CPR and
A5 B5
Kenny G, wheelchairs, Ghandi, rehab, braille and
E5
Harmonies
John Wayne would never use a surge protector!
A5 B5 E5 Db5
You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
A5 B5 DB5
My dad says that's for pussies
A5 B5 E5 Db5
You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
A5 B5 DB5
My dad says that's for pussies
KEY CHANGE (OUTRO)
D5 E5 A5 F#5
You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
A5 B5
My dad says
A5 B5
My dad says
A5 B5
My dad says
F#5
that's for pussies
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